Who Slit the Sheets?

My Master and I drank some ale last night which was a present from friends.  It was the first time that I had ever had ale and it was pretty good.  It was sort of like beer with a little tad of a sweetness to it, like a background of apple or something.  I drank 2 or 3 glasses of ale and felt really really good.

I enjoy doing something productive when I feel like that.  I went through my kitchen cupboards to see if there was something that I could get rid of.  I’m not talking about food.  I am trying to get into the mindset of simplifying my life.  It is a very long process and that will be another post.

Then I asked Master if I could have some eggnog.  I had 2 glasses of eggnog and I would have to say that I was a little bit past feeling really, really good.  Somehow, and I don’t remember how, Master and I got into a little game of tongue twisters.  He was trying to get me to say…

Who slit the sheets?  The sheets are slit.  Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.

Master would say a portion and I was trying to copy him and then for some odd reason I was adding “mutherfucker” to the end and I was messing it all up.  And Master was spanking the shit out of my ass for those mistakes!!!  Damn it hurt!  I’ll have to post a pic to my tumblr!


Last night I finally got to join the chat for submissives on slaveduties.com. It is supposed to be for only submissives, but the hosts gladly accepted the conversation of three Doms who’s submissives were in the chat.  I was so glad to finally join and my Master sat beside me on his laptop and then joined in the conversation, too.  The chat centered around lost trust, suspension, and poly households.  Pretty interesting to chat with those that I have read posts from and about.  Nice to have some people to converse with who are in the bdsm lifestyle.  I totally feel like my Master is the most experienced and the most knowledgeable and of course, the most awesomest of  the Doms that I’ve ever met or read about.  He really is the awesomest and I feel very priveleged to be his and hope he keeps me forever.  I love him more than anything on this earth!

Serving Master through others.

We started to swing this past summer with some other couples and this has been a very, very new experience for me.  I didn’t think that I could handle my Master being with others nor that I would enjoy any aspect of it.

The first experience was with a couple who also had never been with another couple before.  They were much younger than us.  the girl was bicurious as I , though I had never been with another woman before.  We met at a hotel room.  They were already there.  As my Master knocked on the door of the hotel room, I thought I would actually die.  I couldn’t believe that I was doing this!!!  The door was answered and we walked in.  My Master is always so confident and never feels nervous or embarrassed.  It was clear that the other couple was quite nervous.  The male of the other couple was young and good looking and quite fit.  The female was short, cute and had quite a bit bigger boobs than I.  I had had a beer, I think, so I was a little bit chill, but really didn’t feel that I could even speak.  I just smiled.  My Master soon thought it was time to get busy and he started to undress me.  I complied willingly.  The night progressed with much sucking and fucking and us girls played a bit with each other’s boobs which was the first time that I had ever touched another’s boobs.  I was quite excited!!!!  The night ended with all of us feeling that we had found some wonderful “fuck friends”!!!


Christmas has been nice this year with my wonderful Master.  He has taken a few pictures of me which are posted on my tumblr site.  He says he will take more soon.  I am self conscious of my body because I am slightly overweight, but he still finds me sexy, so I guess that is all that matters as I work on that issue.  (And women, don’t most of us have that issue?).  On Christmas Eve, we spent the evening with his family and we had dinner and opened presents.  Very nice.  Then, Christmas day we slept a lot and then wrapped a lot and then we went to friends and family for dinner and to open more presents.  For the first time I had a “shake shot” – delicious….mmmmm!!!!  We got some ale as a present and I can’t wait to try it as I never have before.  Maybe tonight or maybe tomorrow since I am drinking eggnog right now!!! LOL  Then we met up with some of Master’s friends at a bar and stayed at the bar until it closed!  I only had 1 glass of beer, but according to my Master we had either 9 or 10 pitchers at our table.  It was really hard to be the designated driver as I am not usually the one.  Usually my Master is the designated driver as he cannot stand to not drive, but I wanted him to really relax and have fun.  Three of his guy friends and one them brought his girlfriend and then me and Master.  I became really jealous of the girlfriend after a few hours of drinking as I could see that they had connected intellectually.  They both were into politics, and knew the same music and movies.  They were both quite animated and I became more jealous as time went on.  hmmmm…  It snowed here, which was unusual and finally at 2:45am I was trying to drive us home.  We finally made it home and my Master was quite talkative, though drunk.  I told him that I was jealous and of course he reassured me and then wanted to fuck me because my jealousy turns him on immensely.  Then he told me that he thought she actually was attracted to me.  😉  okay…i feel better now.  heehee