If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?

a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?

I would throw out

  • 30 pounds of weight
  • my need for naps
  • hangups from the past that still insist upon lingering
  • my occasional smartassness
  • my consistent indecision

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?

A very large, new sailboat – a live aboard – docked in a marina with all the amenities!

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?

Never visited one.

Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?  I think I am more cottage cheese, but with a bigger butt, while my Master says hot tamale.  awwww…Spanked I would have to say usually results in a pattern like biased, maybe sometimes pattycake.

(click to enlarge)

Spankification: Types of Spanked Butts by Dioneo Daspanca, 2011

Spankification: Author of original types of butts poster unknown.
Types of Spanked Butts by Dioneo Daspanca, 2011

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