My Responses to Kinky 102

So here we go.

  1. How many sexual partners have you had?
    A) 0.
    *B) 1-10.
    C) 10-30.
    D) More than 30.
    E) I fucked so many people I’ve lost count.
  2. Do you use a condom when you fuck?
    A) Always.
    *B) If there’s no need (regular partner, other contraception etc) there is no need to use them.
    C) I know the risks but sometimes I would just rather fuck bareback.
    D) Only for anal or if I think my partner could give me an STD.
    E) I always fuck bareback, despite the risks.
  3. How often do you masturbate?
    A) Never.
    B) Only occasionally.
    *C) Fairly regularly.
    D) Most days.
    E) At least once a day.
  4. Have you had any one night stands?
    A) No.
    B) Just one.
    *C) Less than 5.
    D) More than 5.
    E) I want to fuck as many people as possible.
  5. Have you had an affair?
    A) No.
    B) No, but I’ve come close
    *C) Once.
    D) I’ve had a few.
    E) I’m a serial adulterer.
  6. Do you differentiate between porn and erotica
    A) No, they’re just different names for the same thing and I don’t like ether.
    B) They’re different and I only like erotica.
    C) They’re exactly the same thing and I like it.
    D) They’re different and I only like porn.
    *E) They are very different and I like both.  (Actually, erotica is any artistic work that is arousing, while porn is only one form.)
  7. How do you feel about the term pervert?
    A) It describes people who do sexual things that I disapprove of.
    B) It describes people who do sexual things I wouldn’t try, but that’s their business.
    C) It’s just a word.
    D) Some people might call me a pervert but I don’t think I am.
    *E) I’m proud to be a pervert. (I think our society has deemed perverted to mean anything sexual at all, basically.)
  8. How do you feel about the word cunt?
    A) I don’t like it.
    B) I don’t mind it, but I don’t use it.
    C) It’s just a word.
    *D) It’s a great word I use for special occasions.  (It has it’s place. )
    E) I love everything about the word.
  9. Do you use porn on your own?
    A) I don’t like it and wouldn’t use it.
    B) I don’t mind it, but it doesn’t do much for me.
    C) I like it, but only use it occasionally.
    D) I like it and use it regularly.
    *E) I love it and use it all the time.
  10. Do you use porn with your partner?
    A) I won’t use porn.
    B) My partner likes it, so we use it for him/her.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) We both like it and use it occasionally.
    *E) We use it all the time.
  11. Have you masturbated someone else?
    A) No.
    B) No, but I’d like to try.
    C) Yes, but I don’t get turned on by it.
    *D) I love making my partner cum with my hands.
    E) I’d rather masturbate my partner than fuck them.
  12. Have you given oral sex to someone else?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to try.
    C) Yes, but I’m not really into it.
    *D) Yes, and I love it.
    E) Going down on someone is better than fucking.
  13. Have you received oral sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, but I’m not really into it.
    *D) Yes, and I love it.
    E) Someone going down on me is better than fucking.
  14. When you or your partner ejaculates, where do you most like the semen?
    *A) In their/my pussy.(oooo….this is a hard one.  I said A because I love to be fucked and would rather be fucked than only suck cock.  If I can have both, then that is better!)
    B) In their/my mouth. (Spit)
    C) In their/my mouth. (Swallow)(I always swallow!!!  I can’t help it.!)
    D) On their/my tits or face.  (I love this as well!)
    E) In their/my arse.
  15. Which of the following positions do you most enjoy?
    A) Missionary.
    B) Cowgirl.
    *C) Doggy.
    D) 69.
    E) Something else.
  16. Do you remove your pubic hair?
    A) My bush is as nature intended.
    B) I’ve thought about it, but not done it.
    C) I cut it short but don’t shape it.
    D) It’s trimmed into a neat shape.
    *E) I’m hairless.
  17. If you remove your pubic hair how do you do it?
    A) My bush is as nature intended.
    B) I’ve tried shaving but stubble itch stops me doing it regularly.
    *C) I shave regularly.
    D) I get waxed regularly.
    E) I’ve had my pubes permanently removed eg laser.
  18. Have you dyed your pubes?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only once.
    C) No, but I might.
    *D) No, I’m always hairless.
    E) Yes. I dye my pubes to match my mood.
  19. Have you paid for sex?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I don’t have a problem with it.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, but only once.
    E) Yes, more than once
  20. Have you been paid for sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but if I was desperate for money I’d think about it.
    C) No, but I wouldn’t mind being paid for sex.
    *D) Yes, but not any more. (But not as a prostitute.  My ex would “pay” me to give him blowjobs.   It more or less for fun!)
    E) Yes, I make my living from sex with other people
  21. Have you ever used sex to get something you wanted (other than money)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, I haven’t, but I might in the right circumstances.
    C) Yes, I do sometimes, but I feel bad about it afterwards.
    *D) We all do it, one way or another. Sex is just another currency. (Yes, but only in the realm of the relationship I’m in.)
    E) Yes, I do it all the time, and I see nothing wrong with that.
  22. Have you visited a professional dominatrix or dungeon?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I wouldn’t go again.
    *C) No, but I’d like to. (but only if my Master was there or wanted me to)
    D) I do occasionally.
    E) I’m a regular visitor.
  23. Would you let menstruation stop you having sex?
    A) Absolutely. The idea is horrible.
    B) I’d I probably stop if bleeding started mid-fuck.
    C) I’d I probably wouldn’t stop if bleeding started mid-fuck.
    *D) I don’t really have an issue with it, as long as my partner’s OK with it.
    E) It turns me on.
  24. What is the greatest number of people you’ve had a sex session with?
    A) 1.
    B) 2.
    *C) 3.
    D) 4.
    E) 5 or more.
  25. Have you had sex with more than one person in the same day, but not at the same time?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I wouldn’t mind.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t tell either partner.
    D) Yes, and I told one of my partners.
    *E) Yes, and I told both partners.
  26. Do you have sex with the lights on or off?
    A) I don’t like the lights on when I have sex.
    B) On, but only because my partner prefers it.
    C) Off, but only because my partner prefers it.
    D) I’m not really bothered.
    *E) On. It’s much better if you can see the body you’re fucking. (I actually prefer low light.)
  27. Do you like to talk dirty?
    A) No. It’s embarrassing.
    B) Yes, but I only do it for my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to be able to.
    D) Sometime it can be fun.
    *E) I can’t stop myself. (I have to…in response to my Master)
  28. Do you like your partner to talk dirty?
    A) No. I’d ask them to stop if they did.
    B) I don’t mind if my my partner talks dirty but I does nothing for me.
    C) I wish they would.
    D) Sometimes it can be fun.
    *E) I love to hear how much my partner is enjoying my body and to hear what they want to do with me.
  29. Have you used role play for sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it’s fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big part of my sex life.
  30. Do you like to give orders when you’re having sex?
    A) No. I want to feel completely equal with my partner.
    B) I don’t see the point.
    C) I’d like to be.
    *D) No, I’m submissive.
    E) My slave must do what they’re told.
  31. Do you like to be given orders when you’re having sex?
    A) No. I want to feel completely equal with my partner.
    B) I don’t see the point.
    C) I’d like to be.
    D) No. I’m completely dominant.
    *E) I must always obey my master/mistress.
  32. Have you had phone sex?
    A) No. I only have sex in bed.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it’s a great way to be intimate with my partner when they’re not around.
    E) Yes, it’s better than the real thing.
  33. Have you had webcam sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it’s a great way to be intimate with my partner when they’re not around.
    E) Yes, it’s better than the real thing.
  34. Have you tried sexting?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) No, it’s just something that kids do.
    D) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    *E) Yes, I love doing it.
  35. Where in your home have you fucked?
    A) Nowhere.
    *B) Only in bed.
    C) In bed and one other room.
    D) In most or all of the rooms.
    E) In the garden/yard.
  36. Where have you had sex that wasn’t at home or in a bedroom?
    *A) A hotel or the bedroom at a friends house.
    *B) A forest or somewhere you were unlikely to get caught.
    C) An public toilet, the changing room in a department store etc or somewhere where there was a small chance you could have been caught.
    *D) An alley or park at night, or somewhere you could easily have been caught.
    *E) An alley or park during the day, or somewhere you expected to get caught.
  37. Have you had sex in a car?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    *C) Yes, it was parked.
    *D) Yes, it was moving and I was a pasenger.
    E) Yes, it was moving and I was the driver.
  38. Have you licked semen / pussy juices from your own fingers?
    A) No, that’s horrible.
    B) No, but I’d be happy to.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like.
    D) Yes, to turn my partner on.
    *E) Yes. I love it.
  39. Have you licked semen / pussy juices from your partners fingers?
    A) No, that’s horrible.
    B) No, but I’d be happy to.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like.
    D) Yes, to turn my partner on.
    *E) Yes. I love it.
  40. Have you sniffed someone else’s worn underwear?
    A) No, that’s just weird.
    B) Yes, I have, but it did nothing for me.
    *C) No, but I might try it.
    D) I like the smell of my partner’s sex and sniffing their underwear reminds me of them.
    E) I’ve bought soiled underwear and nasrurbated over it. (I don’t think you can do that in this country, though I’ve heard you can do it in Japan?)
  41. Have you ever tried feltching?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    *C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  42. Have you ever tried snow balling?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    *B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  43. Have you rimmed your partner?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    *C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    *E) I love it.
  44. Has your partner ever rimmed you?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    *E) I love it.
  45. Has your anus been masturbated (by yourself or someone else) or have you had a butt plug up your arse?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I might try it.
    *D) Yes, it’s a nice sensation sometimes.
    E) I need it to cum.
  46. Have you anally masturbated someone else or put a butt plug up their arse?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    *D) Yes, it’s fun to do if my partner is into it.
    E) Yes. I love to play with my partner’s forbidden hole.
  47. Have you tried getting fucked in the arse (with a cock or strap-on)?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    *D) Yes, it’s fun, if I’m in the mood.
    E) Yes. I can’t get enough of it.
  48. Have you tried fucking someone else’s arse (with your cock or strap-on)?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    *C) No but I’d like to try it.
    D) Yes, it’s fun to do if my partner is into it.
    E) Yes, you can’t beat it.
  49. Do you get turned on by someone else wearing uniform?
    A) No, I don’t understand people who do.
    B) No, but I do understand why some people do.
    C) I do, but I couldn’t act on it.
    *D) I can get turned on by someone in uniform but they’ve got to be good looking too.
    E) I find it hard not to jump on anyone in uniform.
  50. Have you used handcuffs during sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Restraint makes sex better.
  51. Have you used rope, bondage tape etc during sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Restraint makes sex better.
  52. Do you own sex toys?
    A) No, I don’t want to.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, I have one.
    *D) Yes I have a small number.
    E) I really don’t need as many as I’ve got!
  53. If you own sex toys, did you go to a physical sex store to buy them?
    A) I don’t have any.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t go into a sex shop.
    *C) Yes, but I felt uncomfrotable in the store.
    *D) Yes, I went with my partner and we chose a toy together.
    E) I find it dificult to walk past a sex shop without buying something.
  54. If you own sex toys, did you buy them online?
    A) I don’t have any.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t buy sex toys online.
    *C) I wouldn’t want my personal detail connected to sex toys so prefer to buy from a physical shop. (I don’t really care about the personal detail, but I’ve never bought online.)
    D) Yes, but not often.
    E) I’ve bough quite a few sex toys online and regularly look at their websites.
  55. Have you visited a fetish store (physical or online) with the intention of making a purchase?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    *B) No but I’m curious.
    C) Yes, but just to look.
    D) Yes. I didn’t expect to buy anything but I did.
    E) Yes. I knew what I wanted to buy.
  56. What style of underwear do you usually wear?
    1. Women
      *A) Plain panties.
      *B) Plain boy shorts.
      *C) Lace panties or boy shorts.
      *D) Thongs or G-strings.
      *E) Commando. (What can I say?  I like variety. )
    2. Men
      A) Y-fronts.
      B) Boxers or trunks.
      C) Commando.
      D) Bulge enhancing briefs or trunks.
      E) Thongs or G-strings.
  57. Have you worn sexy underwear just for sex?
    A) No. All my underwear is modest.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I like the idea.
    *D) Yes, I do sometimes.
    E) I only own sexy underwear.
  58. Which of the following are your favourite?
    A) Bodies / body stockings.
    *B) Camisoles & teddies.
    *C) Stockings & suspenders.
    D) Crotchless panties & peep hole bras.
    *E) Basques & corsets. (I don’t own any corsets, but I want to.)
  59. Have you dressed up for role play sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes. (I would like to have a lot more!)
    E) Yes, I have a large collection of outfits just for sex.
  60. Have you worn leather as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    *C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I like leather.
    E) I need leather to get turned on.
  61. Have you worn rubber?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    *C) No, but I’d like to. (If my Master wanted me to, but I don’t really think he has a thing for it.)
    D) Yes, I like rubber.
    E) I need rubber to get turned on.
  62. Do you enjoy kink away from home? (eg wearing a butt plug to work, rubber under your business suit, a butterfly vibrator to church etc)
    A) No, I don’t do that sort of thing ever.
    B) No, I keep it just for sex at home.
    *C) No but I’d like to. (But depends on where.  For work, it would have to be comfortable. )
    *D) Yes, I love to be secretly kinky at work. (Depends on what thought.  It would have to be comfortable, but it would be fun to wear something sexy to remind me all day of my Master.)
    E) Yes, and all my colleagues know.
  63. Do you use teasing as part of foreplay?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes. (Actually, it is more my Master teasing me.  He loves to do that.)
    E) It always makes better.
  64. Have you tried spanking someone?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    E) It’s a big turn on for me and I like to leave marks on my partner.
  65. Have you been spanked?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    *E) It’s a big turn on for me and I like my partner to leave marks on me.
  66. Have you ever used a whip, paddle, riding crop, flogger, cane etc as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    *E) It’s a big turn on for me. (That is for my Master to use it on me.)
  67. Have you tried water sports or golden shower?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what that meant.
    B) No, that’s disgusting.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    *E) Yes, I love it. (My Master has done this to me.  It makes me feel used by him for his pleasure, which is a turn on for me.)
  68. Have you tried hard sports?
    *A) I had to click on the link to find out what that meant. (Although, I pretty much guessed from last question.)
    *B) No, that’s disgusting.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I love it.
  69. Have you been naked in public (other than at the gym, doctors etc)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    *B) I’m not confident enough about my body.
    *C) I’d happily go to a nudist beach, but nothing more.
    *D) I’d like to try flashing or streaking. ( I have flashed for my Master at his request.)
    E) Yes, I’m a compulsive exhibitionist.
  70. Have you had sex out doors?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, I’d be too concerned about getting caught.
    C) Yes, but only because my partner wanted to
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    *E) Yes, I love it. (Although I am very nervous and scared as well as turned on.)
  71. Have you used a blindfold, hood or mask as part of sex?
    A) No, I need eye contact with my partner.
    B) I have, but didn’t like it.
    C) I might, but the idea does nothing for me.
    D) It can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Yes, not knowing what my partner is about to do is very horny. (It’s the vulnerability factor as well as it heightens other senses.)
  72. Have you been to a fetish club?
    A) I didn’t know there were such things.
    B) No, it sounds freaky.
    C) Yes, I’ve been to one for my partner but didn’t like it.
    *D) No, but I’d like to. (I have been to a swinger’s club once, though)
    E) Yes, I go regularly.
  73. Have you tried breath play?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it is.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    D) No, but I’d like to try it.
    *E) Yes, it’s a big turn on. (I enjoy a little of this.  Not sure if full blown strangling is doe me.)
  74. Have you used anything like a bottle, hair brush, vaccuum cleaner etc as part of penetrative sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) Yes, they’re cheaper than sex toys.
    *E) Yes, I’ll happily fuck anything.
  75. Have you used food as part of penetrative sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Yes, I’ll happily fuck anything.
  76. Have you used chocolate body paint or edible underwear?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) Where can I get some.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I always have some by the bed.
  77. Have you used menthol sweets, ginger root, chile juice etc as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes. (How about alka seltzer?  ;))
    E) I love it. Sweet agony.
  78. Have you used hot wax as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) I love it. Sweet agony.
  79. Have you used a speculum or sound for sexual purposes?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (I don’t think I would like it, but I would do anything for my Master.)
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  80. Have you tried vaginal fisting?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (I don’t think I would like that.  And I have such a tight pussy, that I wouldn’t want to change that by stretching it too much.)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  81. Have you tried anal fisting?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (It just seems that would hurt too much or maybe cause damage.)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  82. Have you tried double vaginal penetration?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (That sounds very painful and perhaps cause permanent damage?)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  83. Have you tried double anal penetration?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (That sounds very painful and perhaps cause permanent damage?)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  84. Have you been part of a double blow job?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  85. Have you taken photos of yourself, or a partner, naked?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) I have lots. (But would like to do more!)
  86. Have you given naked photos of yourself to someone else?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I’d rather I hadn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, a few times.
    *E) Lots of people have naked pictures of me. (Especially if you are counting my blog.)
  87. Have naked photos of you appeared on the internet with your consent?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t permit it.
    B) Yes, but I changed my mind after.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, but you can’t see my face in them.
    E) Yes, I’m a regular contributor to amateur porn sites.
  88. Have you had sex in front of a video camera?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I’ve made lots of amateur porn films.
  89. Have you appeared in a commercially available porn movie?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I wish I hadn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I’ve been in one porn movie.
    E) Yes, I’m a porn star.
  90. Do you have any body piercings? (Ears don’t count.) 
    A) None.
    B) No, but I’m thinking about getting one.
    *C) Facial or naval.
    D) Tongue or nipple.
    E) Genital, sub-dermal, or other area of your body.
  91. Have you worn your partners underwear?
    *A) No that’s weird.
    B) Only when I’ve run out of my own clean underwear.
    C) Yes, but it didn’t turn me on.
    D) I cross dress all the time.
    E) Yes, but they don’t know.
  92. Have you ever used a leg spreader?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what one is.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    *C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) The wider the spread, the hornier I am. (Does being tied with legs spread count?)
  93. Have you ever used nipple clamps (or put clothes pegs on nipples)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No, but I’d like to try.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I need them to cum.
  94. Have you used a penis pump, ball pump or clit pump?
    A) I’ve never heard of them.
    B) No, and I think they’re probably dangerous.
    C) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    *D) No, but I’d like to. (If it wasn’t dangerous.)
    E) Yes, I love it.
  95. Have you worn (non piercing) genital jewellery?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) No. The idea does nothing for me but I would for my partner.
    *C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) I’ve worn a vajazzle / pejazzle / merkin.
    E) I love wearing my clit clip / glans crown.
  96. Have you tried electro sex?
    A) No. I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) No and I wouldn’t.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    *D) No but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, it’s awesome.
  97. Do you get aroused by genito-urinary or gynaecological examinations?
    A) No. I can’t imagine how anyone could.
    B) No, but I can understand how some people might.
    *C) The fantasy turns me on, but not the reality.
    D) Yes, but I don’t let it show.
    E) Yes, and the medical practice have told me to stop making appointments when I don’t need to. (LOL)
  98. Have you visited an STI clinic?
    A) No, I’ve never needed to.
    B) Yes, but Ive only needed to once.
    C) No, but I’d be very happy to if I thought there was a need.
    D) Yes, I’ve been tested several times.
    *E) I get tested regularly. (But through my regular exams, not at an STD clinic.)
  99. How often would you really like to fuck?
    A) I’m not bothered.
    B) Every month or two is enough.
    C) Once or twice a month.
    D) At least twice a week.
    *E) At least once a day.
  100. How often would you want to fuck in order to consider a relationship healthy?
    A) A good relationship doesn’t need sex.
    B) When I or my partner feel horny.
    C) At least once a month.
    D) At least once a week.
    *E) At least once a day. (But only if both parties were up to it.  Otherwise, I’d say at least 3 times per week.)
  101. Would you like anything like bigger tits, a bigger cock, smaller labia, lower hanging balls etc?
    A) No, my body is how nature made it and that’s how it should stay.
    *B) I’d quite like it, but I wouldn’t do anything about it.
    C) No, I think my body is sexy enough without changing it.
    D) Yes, I’d like to.
    E) I’ve have plastic surgery to make my body better for sex.
  102. And finally, how kinky do you think this survey is?
    A) Very kinky and it embarrassed me.
    B) Very kinky, and quite eye opening.
    *C) A bit kinky, but not shocking. ( I was kind of expecting more, but that’s ok.  I still had fun answering the questions.)
    D) Quite kinky and lots of fun.
    E) Not kinky at all.

And I think my final score is 281.  I may have to recount that though.  🙂

2 Comments

    • Hi AC! It is not that I expected kinkier questions as much as more in the way of different types of kink. It’s hard to imagine the limitless amount of kink, however, and the less you know, the less you know, you know? I think I am pretty kinky, but not nearly as kinky as some. I’m learning. I don’t really know how kinky you are, but I suspect, pret-ty kinky, from what I’ve read. LOL I think some of your survey questions or rather possible answers, really, pointed more to a fetish than a kink. That’s quite ok, though. I thoroughly enjoyed taking the quiz and appreciate all the effort that MUST have gone into it. 🙂 It’s given me quite the inspiration for posts!

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