Wish #1 – I would wish for a little more money so that we had more free time and ability to play.
Wish #2 – I would wish for myself to be more pleasing to my Master than I am currently. (Maybe by losing 20 or 30 pounds)
Wish #3 – I would wish for a regular schedule of torture. (Maybe to some degree, every night?) (On the thinking that this would please my Master.)