exhibit A questionnaire…

I enjoyed reading this post http://exhibitunadorned.com/2015/08/11/lets-talk-about-sex/ .  Below are MY answers to that questionnaire:

I’m 49. Female. Bisexual. 

This week my sex life is lacking some and that makes me somewhat unhappy.

Both pleasure and love mattered to me the last time we had sex.

1.2. I feel like I’m very frank about sex. At least I try to be. During sex, I don’t really say much. 

3. I don’t know if I COMPARE my sex life to others, really. Actually, it’s more like would I wouldn’t I like to do that or participate in that? Especially when I watch porn.;)

4. Yes, my desires most certainly have changed. My desires for the Bdsm lifestyle have increased as well as my desire for more intense activities. 

5. Great sex, I would define as my Master wanting me so bad that he could hardly stand it, his cock so huge and hard! My Master would force me to do several things, including forcing me to gag on his cock. We would fuck several different ways. He would eat my pussy until I came and then fuck me till we both came together. Then he would tell me how amazing it was and then we would fall asleep in each other’s arms.

6. No. I don’t think that I have to act a certain way in bed because of my gender. I feel like I act submissive because I am submissive and it feels natural to me.

7. The emotions that I associate with arousal are excitement, sometimes shame and/or embarrassment, which in turn, arouses me. Sometimes I feel anxiety.

8. I don’t really compare my life to what is on the Internet. I sometimes want to simulate what I see on the Internet because it is exciting, but I also realize that there is real life.

9. No. I do not think having better sex would make me a better person. It might make me a happier, more fulfilled person, but not better.

10. Yes. I think it is just as acceptable for women as for men to be promiscuous. 

11. No, not necessarily. I think it depends on the fantasy. Some fantasies could maybe become realities. And some might have to be adjusted a little to make them feasible, but still fulfilling.

12. Life without sex would be really difficult if you had the desire to have it.

13. I think sex is portrayed a lot in our society because society thinks about it a lot. I also think that certain aspects are imitated at too young of ages… For example elementary aged girls dressing provocatively. 

14. I think that society is definitely more accepting of different lifestyles now than ever before but we still have a ways to go.

15. Yes family attitudes to sex influence us. We grow up learning these attitudes as we go into puberty. That doesn’t mean we can’t alter it.

16. I don’t see why not. Each individual makes their own choice in that. Personally, Ian a Christian and I believe the Bible talks a lot about women being submissive to their husbands. For me, I’m really down with that

17. To keep children safe, I think homosexuality should be referred to when discussing protection. 

18. I’m not sure how I feel about prostitution. I think most prostitutes are not happy and perhaps are abused. I know there are some prostitutes for whom this is not true. It appears that in places where it is regulated and legal, the prostitutes would be in a better situation. 

Yes. I have traded sex for money. My ex husband would give me spending money for Blowjobs. 😉 

19. I believe consent is necessary. I believe in consensual no consent and for me that means that you consent to whatever is handed out, PROVIDED that it has been discussed a previous time. I also believe that at anytime one may revoke it.

20. Yes. I do think that monogamy is natural because we are jealous. If we were not a jealous species, then the answer would be no. Can you have a non monogamous relationship? Sure. It’s just more work and takes mutual consent.

21. Oh, I definitely think that the digital age has enhanced sexual pleasure, no doubt. For me, meeting new people, learning a vast amount of new things…..all for the good of better sex!!!

22. If I could change one thing about myself, I would wish that I were more sexy and more desirable. (Isn’t that everyone’s wish?)

23. I think I would simply time travel to a younger me, with my current knowledge… I think to maybe to 2000. (With the stipulation that I still meet my current husband. 🙂

24. My advice to myself would be …. Don’t settle. It’s not necessary.

25. My question to others would be – Do you feel you orgasm easily or not so easily? And MY answer to the question is no. I do not come very easily.i used to when I was younger. I used to come very fast. But my orgasms were not as intense as they are now and I didn’t used to be able to have multiple orgasms. So. I think I accidentally trained myself. Lol. Sometimes it is irritating when I want to come quickly, because I can’t.

Questions for Dommes and Submissives reblogged from Exposed Loving

Exposed Loving asks the following questions of Dommes and Submissives.  I do not have a Domme, but rather a Dom.  I am bisexual, though, and have had my share of fantasies involving an imaginary Domme.  heehee.  Nevertheless, the questions are something I should like to answer.

I am definitely NOT a switch.  I’m definitely a submissive and, in fact, in a room of other subs, I would feel most comfortable as the bottom of the totem pole, or at least equal with the bottom of the totem pole.  I don’t like to top another at all.  I feel very uncomfortable at the thought.  Serving, though?  That I feel comfortable with and like, seek, yearn for.

1. What is it that you get out of the power exchange? How does it satisfy you?

I very much crave being told what to do.  First of all, I have trouble over small decisions.  Big decisions, especially, of my beliefs, I feel very strong about and have no problem stating them.  It’s the little things that I often have trouble with.  Or big decisions that I really don’t care one way or another about.  I feel I can be happy in so many many situations, especially with my Master, therefore, I don’t care about making the decision.  I don’t like control often because I don’t want the responsibility of making the wrong choice.  Often I don’t like the control because honestly, I’d rather please.  It’s like food.  Order for me because I like to eat everything and it makes me feel taken care of when you order for me.  Also, I love structure and routine made out for me.  I am most productive with this in place, less so if I am the one putting the structure in place.  Not that I don’t sometimes want to do my own thing, don’t we all.  But the result is not as good.  I also get a kinky, sexual thrill when I’m ordered to do something.  And when I’m praised for following the order.  I think by being ordered to do something, the responsibility is not mine and if it is something that I might be embarrassed to do or want to, but feel silly, or awkward, then I feel better when ordered, because I “have to”.

2. Do you understand your needs and desires to be different when you are playing than your counter part? How different? Why different?

Oh, yes.  I do.  And not just in playing, because even if it is in a small way at the time, we are 24/7.  My Master needs to be in charge.  He feels good when things go his way.  He is perfectly accepting of responsibility if things go wrong.  I don’t want to be in charge and then if things go wrong, I can graciously reassure him that it is ok if he made a mistake.  Honestly, I think I am more gracious about it.  On the other hand, he probably won’t think so.  And also, on the other hand, he is absolutely so forgiving of me when I make a mistake, particularly if it is not something that I was “in charge” of, which is not often.  I like it that way.  I feel more safe.  I believe that he feels more safe if he is the one in charge.  Another way we are different is that he has a kink to make me feel some pain, to make me feel some humiliation, to make me cry at times.  (Weirdly enough, he cannot stand it when I cry at other times, such as when someone else has hurt my feelings.  Or if we get in discussion and I cry.)  I think if he is in “charge” of the crying, then he is aroused by it.  I feel so many things when I feel pain, or humiliation or cry.  The pain and crying is a huge release.  I never would have understood that, really, until I experienced it for myself.  I think it is harder for some people, like me, to let go at times.  I have so much going on in my head all the time.  Life is so complicated, you know.  The humiliation for me, is a more recent turn on.  I honestly don’t know why it is a turn on.  I would have previously never, ever thought I would be into it.  But, I actually get turned on.  (I’m not talking about serious humiliation.  At least not at this point, anyway.  For example, I don’t think I would be comfortable being told I was a dirty fat pig when I cheated on my diet.  On the other hand, If I was given a lecture about it, then I would feel bad and lectures from my Master sometimes turn me on.  (A change over the years. lol) I would be turned on and also shamed if I were told that I had to pull down my pants and stand in the corner for something.  Being exposed is somewhat humiliating for me, embarrassing. I’m trying to think of some other examples of humiliation that might be a turn-on for me.  I guess that is another post.  😉   I also like being taken care of, kind of like a pet, not that I play a pet part, usually, but a pet, like my little lap dog, is cared for and petted and cherished, and adored.  I think my Master likes having the companionship of his pet, the service that his pet gives him.  (Not that my dog really does anything like laundry for me, but…LOL).  He likes controlling when the sex is, where the sex is, who the sex is with, all down to what movies we watch.  It makes him feel good.  I guess because he takes such good care of me and listens to my input, when I give it. (even if he doesn’t follow it, being listened to means a lot), then all that, in turn, makes ME feel good, too.  Win/win.

3. As a Domme do you wish to feel what the sub feels i.e. subspace, the pleasure of the pain? As a sub do you long to feel what your Domme feels i.e. the power and control? What about as a switch?

As a sub, I do NOT long to feel what my Dom feels.  I do not WANT the power and control.  Maybe since I had to be in control of so much during my life before him – I was the oldest child, I wore the pants in my first marriage, much as I detested it.  And I am somewhat in control at work with two assistants.  That is enough for me!  Now that I’ve tasted submission, I wish I didn’t work so i could just be a home submissive.  And I really love my job, too.  Go figure. And no, don’t ever want to be a switch, either.

4. Can you explain in your own words, why you are a Domme or why you are a submissive? Why you are a switch?

I think that basically I’ve already said this, but I am submissive because I have difficulty with being in control basically.  I have difficulty making decisions.  I mean I can give you a 2 page report on the pros and cons of each decision, but then, please, tell me the final answer so that I don’t have to feel the anxiety or burden of responsibility for the consequences.  In addition, I am somewhat shy, therefore, there are things that without urging (read ordered), I will probably never do or experience, even if I really want to.  Thus, help from my Master is so welcoming.

Opposites really do attract.  Opposites fit.  Opposites are really two halves of a whole.

30 Days of Kink- Second Time Around

I just realized that I have completed this 30 Days of Kink before, but it was a few years ago. I wonder how much/if I’ve changed or have anything to add? Let’s see. 🙂

30 Days of Kink (Second Time Around): Day 1 – Dominant, submissive, or switch?

DAY 1: YOU… Dominant, submissive or switch? List the parts of BDSM that get your juices flowing, what interests you the most? Basically define your kinky nature.

Three years ago, I said:

For me – I am totally a submissive. Actually 100% according to the latest survey. I totally love being told what to do and the more forcefully told, the more I love it and the wetter it makes me.

Two and one-half years ago, I said:

I am most definitely a sub.  In all areas of my life except….my career, and with my kids, but with my Master, who is also my husband, I am submissive.  I crave it, love it, need it, want it, and it turns me on…I desire it!  I am totally interested in serving my Master as well as being on the receiving end of Domination including pain – ie- spanking, some humiliation, and many other kinks that go with the lifestyle.  We live a 24/7 lifestyle as we can while still living our lives with families and career, etc..

Note: I am no longer a leader with my children. They are all grown and only one lives at home, though he is 21.

And now:

I am definitely a submissive. I am not a leader in most situations, although at work, I am. LOL I’ve heard that this is common among submissives. But even in the work place I have two assistants under me, but many more are higher than me on the totem pole. And, in talking about submissiveness and my own life, if/when we add another, or more submissives to our lives, I will not top them or be over them. I would be at the bottom of the totem pole except in my Master’s eyes, where I am his number 1.

I crave being told what to do. I think I have struggled my whole life with decision making. It has been a major problem in my life. I have gotten better as the years have passed, but I still struggle. I don’t usually struggle with major issues like what I feel is right or wrong, but more minor issues such as what should I buy? I like rules and rituals and I like the part of submissiveness that lets me be taken care of and my serving in return. My Master being stern with me gets me hot unless he is admonishing me. I like some humiliation. I like some pain. Most of all, I love to see my Master pleased, turned on, by me or with my help. 🙂

How much do you REALLY know about BDSM?

Here is a quiz for you?  How much of this quiz are you familiar with?  Oooo….I only scored 68%.  You can retake the test and different questions may appear.  I scored 80% the second time.  Of course that was because there were some different questions and I “learned” what some things were because it is self-correcting.  How about you?  Care to share your score?

http://domination-submission.com/the-bdsm-quiz/

Thank-you, Mike!

My Responses to Kinky 102

So here we go.

  1. How many sexual partners have you had?
    A) 0.
    *B) 1-10.
    C) 10-30.
    D) More than 30.
    E) I fucked so many people I’ve lost count.
  2. Do you use a condom when you fuck?
    A) Always.
    *B) If there’s no need (regular partner, other contraception etc) there is no need to use them.
    C) I know the risks but sometimes I would just rather fuck bareback.
    D) Only for anal or if I think my partner could give me an STD.
    E) I always fuck bareback, despite the risks.
  3. How often do you masturbate?
    A) Never.
    B) Only occasionally.
    *C) Fairly regularly.
    D) Most days.
    E) At least once a day.
  4. Have you had any one night stands?
    A) No.
    B) Just one.
    *C) Less than 5.
    D) More than 5.
    E) I want to fuck as many people as possible.
  5. Have you had an affair?
    A) No.
    B) No, but I’ve come close
    *C) Once.
    D) I’ve had a few.
    E) I’m a serial adulterer.
  6. Do you differentiate between porn and erotica
    A) No, they’re just different names for the same thing and I don’t like ether.
    B) They’re different and I only like erotica.
    C) They’re exactly the same thing and I like it.
    D) They’re different and I only like porn.
    *E) They are very different and I like both.  (Actually, erotica is any artistic work that is arousing, while porn is only one form.)
  7. How do you feel about the term pervert?
    A) It describes people who do sexual things that I disapprove of.
    B) It describes people who do sexual things I wouldn’t try, but that’s their business.
    C) It’s just a word.
    D) Some people might call me a pervert but I don’t think I am.
    *E) I’m proud to be a pervert. (I think our society has deemed perverted to mean anything sexual at all, basically.)
  8. How do you feel about the word cunt?
    A) I don’t like it.
    B) I don’t mind it, but I don’t use it.
    C) It’s just a word.
    *D) It’s a great word I use for special occasions.  (It has it’s place. )
    E) I love everything about the word.
  9. Do you use porn on your own?
    A) I don’t like it and wouldn’t use it.
    B) I don’t mind it, but it doesn’t do much for me.
    C) I like it, but only use it occasionally.
    D) I like it and use it regularly.
    *E) I love it and use it all the time.
  10. Do you use porn with your partner?
    A) I won’t use porn.
    B) My partner likes it, so we use it for him/her.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) We both like it and use it occasionally.
    *E) We use it all the time.
  11. Have you masturbated someone else?
    A) No.
    B) No, but I’d like to try.
    C) Yes, but I don’t get turned on by it.
    *D) I love making my partner cum with my hands.
    E) I’d rather masturbate my partner than fuck them.
  12. Have you given oral sex to someone else?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to try.
    C) Yes, but I’m not really into it.
    *D) Yes, and I love it.
    E) Going down on someone is better than fucking.
  13. Have you received oral sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, but I’m not really into it.
    *D) Yes, and I love it.
    E) Someone going down on me is better than fucking.
  14. When you or your partner ejaculates, where do you most like the semen?
    *A) In their/my pussy.(oooo….this is a hard one.  I said A because I love to be fucked and would rather be fucked than only suck cock.  If I can have both, then that is better!)
    B) In their/my mouth. (Spit)
    C) In their/my mouth. (Swallow)(I always swallow!!!  I can’t help it.!)
    D) On their/my tits or face.  (I love this as well!)
    E) In their/my arse.
  15. Which of the following positions do you most enjoy?
    A) Missionary.
    B) Cowgirl.
    *C) Doggy.
    D) 69.
    E) Something else.
  16. Do you remove your pubic hair?
    A) My bush is as nature intended.
    B) I’ve thought about it, but not done it.
    C) I cut it short but don’t shape it.
    D) It’s trimmed into a neat shape.
    *E) I’m hairless.
  17. If you remove your pubic hair how do you do it?
    A) My bush is as nature intended.
    B) I’ve tried shaving but stubble itch stops me doing it regularly.
    *C) I shave regularly.
    D) I get waxed regularly.
    E) I’ve had my pubes permanently removed eg laser.
  18. Have you dyed your pubes?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only once.
    C) No, but I might.
    *D) No, I’m always hairless.
    E) Yes. I dye my pubes to match my mood.
  19. Have you paid for sex?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I don’t have a problem with it.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, but only once.
    E) Yes, more than once
  20. Have you been paid for sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but if I was desperate for money I’d think about it.
    C) No, but I wouldn’t mind being paid for sex.
    *D) Yes, but not any more. (But not as a prostitute.  My ex would “pay” me to give him blowjobs.   It more or less for fun!)
    E) Yes, I make my living from sex with other people
  21. Have you ever used sex to get something you wanted (other than money)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, I haven’t, but I might in the right circumstances.
    C) Yes, I do sometimes, but I feel bad about it afterwards.
    *D) We all do it, one way or another. Sex is just another currency. (Yes, but only in the realm of the relationship I’m in.)
    E) Yes, I do it all the time, and I see nothing wrong with that.
  22. Have you visited a professional dominatrix or dungeon?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I wouldn’t go again.
    *C) No, but I’d like to. (but only if my Master was there or wanted me to)
    D) I do occasionally.
    E) I’m a regular visitor.
  23. Would you let menstruation stop you having sex?
    A) Absolutely. The idea is horrible.
    B) I’d I probably stop if bleeding started mid-fuck.
    C) I’d I probably wouldn’t stop if bleeding started mid-fuck.
    *D) I don’t really have an issue with it, as long as my partner’s OK with it.
    E) It turns me on.
  24. What is the greatest number of people you’ve had a sex session with?
    A) 1.
    B) 2.
    *C) 3.
    D) 4.
    E) 5 or more.
  25. Have you had sex with more than one person in the same day, but not at the same time?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I wouldn’t mind.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t tell either partner.
    D) Yes, and I told one of my partners.
    *E) Yes, and I told both partners.
  26. Do you have sex with the lights on or off?
    A) I don’t like the lights on when I have sex.
    B) On, but only because my partner prefers it.
    C) Off, but only because my partner prefers it.
    D) I’m not really bothered.
    *E) On. It’s much better if you can see the body you’re fucking. (I actually prefer low light.)
  27. Do you like to talk dirty?
    A) No. It’s embarrassing.
    B) Yes, but I only do it for my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to be able to.
    D) Sometime it can be fun.
    *E) I can’t stop myself. (I have to…in response to my Master)
  28. Do you like your partner to talk dirty?
    A) No. I’d ask them to stop if they did.
    B) I don’t mind if my my partner talks dirty but I does nothing for me.
    C) I wish they would.
    D) Sometimes it can be fun.
    *E) I love to hear how much my partner is enjoying my body and to hear what they want to do with me.
  29. Have you used role play for sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it’s fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big part of my sex life.
  30. Do you like to give orders when you’re having sex?
    A) No. I want to feel completely equal with my partner.
    B) I don’t see the point.
    C) I’d like to be.
    *D) No, I’m submissive.
    E) My slave must do what they’re told.
  31. Do you like to be given orders when you’re having sex?
    A) No. I want to feel completely equal with my partner.
    B) I don’t see the point.
    C) I’d like to be.
    D) No. I’m completely dominant.
    *E) I must always obey my master/mistress.
  32. Have you had phone sex?
    A) No. I only have sex in bed.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it’s a great way to be intimate with my partner when they’re not around.
    E) Yes, it’s better than the real thing.
  33. Have you had webcam sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it’s a great way to be intimate with my partner when they’re not around.
    E) Yes, it’s better than the real thing.
  34. Have you tried sexting?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) No, it’s just something that kids do.
    D) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    *E) Yes, I love doing it.
  35. Where in your home have you fucked?
    A) Nowhere.
    *B) Only in bed.
    C) In bed and one other room.
    D) In most or all of the rooms.
    E) In the garden/yard.
  36. Where have you had sex that wasn’t at home or in a bedroom?
    *A) A hotel or the bedroom at a friends house.
    *B) A forest or somewhere you were unlikely to get caught.
    C) An public toilet, the changing room in a department store etc or somewhere where there was a small chance you could have been caught.
    *D) An alley or park at night, or somewhere you could easily have been caught.
    *E) An alley or park during the day, or somewhere you expected to get caught.
  37. Have you had sex in a car?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    *C) Yes, it was parked.
    *D) Yes, it was moving and I was a pasenger.
    E) Yes, it was moving and I was the driver.
  38. Have you licked semen / pussy juices from your own fingers?
    A) No, that’s horrible.
    B) No, but I’d be happy to.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like.
    D) Yes, to turn my partner on.
    *E) Yes. I love it.
  39. Have you licked semen / pussy juices from your partners fingers?
    A) No, that’s horrible.
    B) No, but I’d be happy to.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like.
    D) Yes, to turn my partner on.
    *E) Yes. I love it.
  40. Have you sniffed someone else’s worn underwear?
    A) No, that’s just weird.
    B) Yes, I have, but it did nothing for me.
    *C) No, but I might try it.
    D) I like the smell of my partner’s sex and sniffing their underwear reminds me of them.
    E) I’ve bought soiled underwear and nasrurbated over it. (I don’t think you can do that in this country, though I’ve heard you can do it in Japan?)
  41. Have you ever tried feltching?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    *C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  42. Have you ever tried snow balling?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    *B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    E) I love it.
  43. Have you rimmed your partner?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    *C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    *E) I love it.
  44. Has your partner ever rimmed you?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) I haven’t tried it and don’t like the idea.
    C) I haven’t tried it but I’d give it a go.
    D) I’ve tried it but didn’t like it.
    *E) I love it.
  45. Has your anus been masturbated (by yourself or someone else) or have you had a butt plug up your arse?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I might try it.
    *D) Yes, it’s a nice sensation sometimes.
    E) I need it to cum.
  46. Have you anally masturbated someone else or put a butt plug up their arse?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    *D) Yes, it’s fun to do if my partner is into it.
    E) Yes. I love to play with my partner’s forbidden hole.
  47. Have you tried getting fucked in the arse (with a cock or strap-on)?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to try it.
    *D) Yes, it’s fun, if I’m in the mood.
    E) Yes. I can’t get enough of it.
  48. Have you tried fucking someone else’s arse (with your cock or strap-on)?
    A) No, that’s not for me.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    *C) No but I’d like to try it.
    D) Yes, it’s fun to do if my partner is into it.
    E) Yes, you can’t beat it.
  49. Do you get turned on by someone else wearing uniform?
    A) No, I don’t understand people who do.
    B) No, but I do understand why some people do.
    C) I do, but I couldn’t act on it.
    *D) I can get turned on by someone in uniform but they’ve got to be good looking too.
    E) I find it hard not to jump on anyone in uniform.
  50. Have you used handcuffs during sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Restraint makes sex better.
  51. Have you used rope, bondage tape etc during sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Restraint makes sex better.
  52. Do you own sex toys?
    A) No, I don’t want to.
    B) No, but I’d like to.
    C) Yes, I have one.
    *D) Yes I have a small number.
    E) I really don’t need as many as I’ve got!
  53. If you own sex toys, did you go to a physical sex store to buy them?
    A) I don’t have any.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t go into a sex shop.
    *C) Yes, but I felt uncomfrotable in the store.
    *D) Yes, I went with my partner and we chose a toy together.
    E) I find it dificult to walk past a sex shop without buying something.
  54. If you own sex toys, did you buy them online?
    A) I don’t have any.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t buy sex toys online.
    *C) I wouldn’t want my personal detail connected to sex toys so prefer to buy from a physical shop. (I don’t really care about the personal detail, but I’ve never bought online.)
    D) Yes, but not often.
    E) I’ve bough quite a few sex toys online and regularly look at their websites.
  55. Have you visited a fetish store (physical or online) with the intention of making a purchase?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    *B) No but I’m curious.
    C) Yes, but just to look.
    D) Yes. I didn’t expect to buy anything but I did.
    E) Yes. I knew what I wanted to buy.
  56. What style of underwear do you usually wear?
    1. Women
      *A) Plain panties.
      *B) Plain boy shorts.
      *C) Lace panties or boy shorts.
      *D) Thongs or G-strings.
      *E) Commando. (What can I say?  I like variety. )
    2. Men
      A) Y-fronts.
      B) Boxers or trunks.
      C) Commando.
      D) Bulge enhancing briefs or trunks.
      E) Thongs or G-strings.
  57. Have you worn sexy underwear just for sex?
    A) No. All my underwear is modest.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I like the idea.
    *D) Yes, I do sometimes.
    E) I only own sexy underwear.
  58. Which of the following are your favourite?
    A) Bodies / body stockings.
    *B) Camisoles & teddies.
    *C) Stockings & suspenders.
    D) Crotchless panties & peep hole bras.
    *E) Basques & corsets. (I don’t own any corsets, but I want to.)
  59. Have you dressed up for role play sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes. (I would like to have a lot more!)
    E) Yes, I have a large collection of outfits just for sex.
  60. Have you worn leather as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    *C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I like leather.
    E) I need leather to get turned on.
  61. Have you worn rubber?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    *C) No, but I’d like to. (If my Master wanted me to, but I don’t really think he has a thing for it.)
    D) Yes, I like rubber.
    E) I need rubber to get turned on.
  62. Do you enjoy kink away from home? (eg wearing a butt plug to work, rubber under your business suit, a butterfly vibrator to church etc)
    A) No, I don’t do that sort of thing ever.
    B) No, I keep it just for sex at home.
    *C) No but I’d like to. (But depends on where.  For work, it would have to be comfortable. )
    *D) Yes, I love to be secretly kinky at work. (Depends on what thought.  It would have to be comfortable, but it would be fun to wear something sexy to remind me all day of my Master.)
    E) Yes, and all my colleagues know.
  63. Do you use teasing as part of foreplay?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes. (Actually, it is more my Master teasing me.  He loves to do that.)
    E) It always makes better.
  64. Have you tried spanking someone?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    E) It’s a big turn on for me and I like to leave marks on my partner.
  65. Have you been spanked?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    *E) It’s a big turn on for me and I like my partner to leave marks on me.
  66. Have you ever used a whip, paddle, riding crop, flogger, cane etc as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t want to.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun.
    *E) It’s a big turn on for me. (That is for my Master to use it on me.)
  67. Have you tried water sports or golden shower?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what that meant.
    B) No, that’s disgusting.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    *E) Yes, I love it. (My Master has done this to me.  It makes me feel used by him for his pleasure, which is a turn on for me.)
  68. Have you tried hard sports?
    *A) I had to click on the link to find out what that meant. (Although, I pretty much guessed from last question.)
    *B) No, that’s disgusting.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, I love it.
  69. Have you been naked in public (other than at the gym, doctors etc)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    *B) I’m not confident enough about my body.
    *C) I’d happily go to a nudist beach, but nothing more.
    *D) I’d like to try flashing or streaking. ( I have flashed for my Master at his request.)
    E) Yes, I’m a compulsive exhibitionist.
  70. Have you had sex out doors?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) No, I’d be too concerned about getting caught.
    C) Yes, but only because my partner wanted to
    D) No, but I’d like to.
    *E) Yes, I love it. (Although I am very nervous and scared as well as turned on.)
  71. Have you used a blindfold, hood or mask as part of sex?
    A) No, I need eye contact with my partner.
    B) I have, but didn’t like it.
    C) I might, but the idea does nothing for me.
    D) It can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Yes, not knowing what my partner is about to do is very horny. (It’s the vulnerability factor as well as it heightens other senses.)
  72. Have you been to a fetish club?
    A) I didn’t know there were such things.
    B) No, it sounds freaky.
    C) Yes, I’ve been to one for my partner but didn’t like it.
    *D) No, but I’d like to. (I have been to a swinger’s club once, though)
    E) Yes, I go regularly.
  73. Have you tried breath play?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what it is.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    C) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    D) No, but I’d like to try it.
    *E) Yes, it’s a big turn on. (I enjoy a little of this.  Not sure if full blown strangling is doe me.)
  74. Have you used anything like a bottle, hair brush, vaccuum cleaner etc as part of penetrative sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) Yes, they’re cheaper than sex toys.
    *E) Yes, I’ll happily fuck anything.
  75. Have you used food as part of penetrative sex?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I might.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) Yes, I’ll happily fuck anything.
  76. Have you used chocolate body paint or edible underwear?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) Where can I get some.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I always have some by the bed.
  77. Have you used menthol sweets, ginger root, chile juice etc as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes. (How about alka seltzer?  ;))
    E) I love it. Sweet agony.
  78. Have you used hot wax as part of sex?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) I love it. Sweet agony.
  79. Have you used a speculum or sound for sexual purposes?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (I don’t think I would like it, but I would do anything for my Master.)
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No but I’d like to try.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  80. Have you tried vaginal fisting?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (I don’t think I would like that.  And I have such a tight pussy, that I wouldn’t want to change that by stretching it too much.)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  81. Have you tried anal fisting?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (It just seems that would hurt too much or maybe cause damage.)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  82. Have you tried double vaginal penetration?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (That sounds very painful and perhaps cause permanent damage?)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  83. Have you tried double anal penetration?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t. (That sounds very painful and perhaps cause permanent damage?)
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  84. Have you been part of a double blow job?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to try
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, it’s a big turn on.
  85. Have you taken photos of yourself, or a partner, naked?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) I have lots. (But would like to do more!)
  86. Have you given naked photos of yourself to someone else?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I’d rather I hadn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, a few times.
    *E) Lots of people have naked pictures of me. (Especially if you are counting my blog.)
  87. Have naked photos of you appeared on the internet with your consent?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t permit it.
    B) Yes, but I changed my mind after.
    C) No but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, but you can’t see my face in them.
    E) Yes, I’m a regular contributor to amateur porn sites.
  88. Have you had sex in front of a video camera?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but only to please my partner.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I’ve made lots of amateur porn films.
  89. Have you appeared in a commercially available porn movie?
    *A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I wish I hadn’t.
    C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, I’ve been in one porn movie.
    E) Yes, I’m a porn star.
  90. Do you have any body piercings? (Ears don’t count.) 
    A) None.
    B) No, but I’m thinking about getting one.
    *C) Facial or naval.
    D) Tongue or nipple.
    E) Genital, sub-dermal, or other area of your body.
  91. Have you worn your partners underwear?
    *A) No that’s weird.
    B) Only when I’ve run out of my own clean underwear.
    C) Yes, but it didn’t turn me on.
    D) I cross dress all the time.
    E) Yes, but they don’t know.
  92. Have you ever used a leg spreader?
    A) I had to click on the link to find out what one is.
    B) No, and I wouldn’t.
    *C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    *E) The wider the spread, the hornier I am. (Does being tied with legs spread count?)
  93. Have you ever used nipple clamps (or put clothes pegs on nipples)?
    A) No, and I wouldn’t.
    B) Yes, but I didn’t like it.
    C) No, but I’d like to try.
    *D) Yes, it can be fun sometimes.
    E) Yes, I need them to cum.
  94. Have you used a penis pump, ball pump or clit pump?
    A) I’ve never heard of them.
    B) No, and I think they’re probably dangerous.
    C) Yes, but just to please my partner.
    *D) No, but I’d like to. (If it wasn’t dangerous.)
    E) Yes, I love it.
  95. Have you worn (non piercing) genital jewellery?
    A) No and I wouldn’t.
    B) No. The idea does nothing for me but I would for my partner.
    *C) No, but I’d like to.
    D) I’ve worn a vajazzle / pejazzle / merkin.
    E) I love wearing my clit clip / glans crown.
  96. Have you tried electro sex?
    A) No. I had to click on the link to find out what it was.
    B) No and I wouldn’t.
    C) Yes, but it did nothing for me.
    *D) No but I’d like to.
    E) Yes, it’s awesome.
  97. Do you get aroused by genito-urinary or gynaecological examinations?
    A) No. I can’t imagine how anyone could.
    B) No, but I can understand how some people might.
    *C) The fantasy turns me on, but not the reality.
    D) Yes, but I don’t let it show.
    E) Yes, and the medical practice have told me to stop making appointments when I don’t need to. (LOL)
  98. Have you visited an STI clinic?
    A) No, I’ve never needed to.
    B) Yes, but Ive only needed to once.
    C) No, but I’d be very happy to if I thought there was a need.
    D) Yes, I’ve been tested several times.
    *E) I get tested regularly. (But through my regular exams, not at an STD clinic.)
  99. How often would you really like to fuck?
    A) I’m not bothered.
    B) Every month or two is enough.
    C) Once or twice a month.
    D) At least twice a week.
    *E) At least once a day.
  100. How often would you want to fuck in order to consider a relationship healthy?
    A) A good relationship doesn’t need sex.
    B) When I or my partner feel horny.
    C) At least once a month.
    D) At least once a week.
    *E) At least once a day. (But only if both parties were up to it.  Otherwise, I’d say at least 3 times per week.)
  101. Would you like anything like bigger tits, a bigger cock, smaller labia, lower hanging balls etc?
    A) No, my body is how nature made it and that’s how it should stay.
    *B) I’d quite like it, but I wouldn’t do anything about it.
    C) No, I think my body is sexy enough without changing it.
    D) Yes, I’d like to.
    E) I’ve have plastic surgery to make my body better for sex.
  102. And finally, how kinky do you think this survey is?
    A) Very kinky and it embarrassed me.
    B) Very kinky, and quite eye opening.
    *C) A bit kinky, but not shocking. ( I was kind of expecting more, but that’s ok.  I still had fun answering the questions.)
    D) Quite kinky and lots of fun.
    E) Not kinky at all.

And I think my final score is 281.  I may have to recount that though.  🙂

Kinky 102

I’m excited to try this survey! Thanks to AC!

Accidental Masturbator

When I recently stumbled upon a Kinky 101 online quiz, it won’t surprise you to know, Loyal Reader, that my interest was pricked. As I worked through the questions, I quickly came to the conclusion it wasn’t very kinky. Reading between the lines, I’d guess that it was written by a girl in her late teens, who had had sex a few times, and possibly French kissed another girl, but who had never properly acquainted herself with the world of kink..

Although in the early days of my blogging, one of my readers commented You’re a kinky little thing, I’ve never regarded myself as really kinky, just slightly kinky. But frustrated at the questionnaire’s un-kinkyness, I never completed it. Instead I put together my own Kinky 102. (It’ staken a massive amount of work so please read all this post!)

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101 KINKY QUESTIONS ANSWERED ABOUT ME!

Not sure where I got these 101 questions…

1. Have you ever slept naked?

YES, BUT ODDLY ENOUGH, I PREFER NOT.  LOL .  I USUALLY SLEEP IN A TANK AND PAJAMA BOTTOMS OR SWEATS.

2. Have you ever masturbated?

WEIRD QUESTION BECAUSE HONESTLY I CAN’T IMAGINE ANYONE THAT HASN’T?  I OFTEN MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER, BUT NOT AS MUCH LATELY.

3. What’s your bra size, or dick length?

34C

4. Where was your first time?

MY FIRST TIME WAS WITH A BOYFRIEND AT ANOTHER FRIEND’S HOUSE.  I DON’T THINK HE WAS ABLE TO GET ALL THE WAY IN ME.  THE NEXT TIME WE MADE OUT IT WAS IN HIS CAR AND HE FINGERED ME SO HARD THAT I BLED…A LOT.  THE NEXT TIME WE HAD SEX HE WAS ABLE TO GET IN ME ALL THE WAY.  I THINK THAT IS BECAUSE IT WAS IN THE CAR THAT I “LOST MY CHERRY” SO TO SPEAK.  WHY DO THEY SAY THAT ANYWAY?

5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person?

OF COURSE….UH BY MYSELF – VIBRATOR AND WEIRDLY ENOUGH – CELERY!  LOL  

6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice?

MY MASTER.  

8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light?

I ACTUALLY PREFER FUCKING IN LOW LOW LIGHT BUT NOT DARK.

9. What’s your greatest fantasy?

MY GREATEST FANTASIES  JUST ENTAIL BEING DOMINATED BY MY MASTER.  HAVING HIM GET COMPLETE SATISFACTION FROM ME IN WHATEVER WAY HE WANTS…BY CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN, SERVICING HIM OR WHOMEVER HE CHOOSES AND WITH WHOMEVER HE CHOOSES.  MY MASTER DOING TO ME AS HE WISHES AND ME KNOWING IT IS BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM HAPPY.  BEING TOLD I’M A GOOD GIRL!

10. Would you suck on anyone’s toes?

THE THOUGHT DOES NOT TURN ME ON IN THE LEAST, BUT OF COURSE IF MY MASTER TOLD ME TO, I WOULD.

11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex?

WEIRDEST?  HMMM…THERE ARE A LOT OF INAPPROPRIATE PLACES TO HAVE SEX, SUCH AS A CHURCH.

12. Would you have sex there? 

I WOULD PREFER NOT.

13. How old were you the first time?

EIGHTEEN FOR INTERCOURSE

14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?

YES, I HAVE PLAYED WITH A FEW WOMEN AND I ENJOY IT.

15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is?

I THINK PEACHES, BECAUSE THEY ARE SO JUICY!

16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same-sex?

THAT COULD BE FUN.  I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT I CAN EAT PUSSY WELL.

17. What and who turns you on?

MY MASTER TURNS ME ON BIG TIME BY DOMINATING ME IN ALL KINDS OF WAY.  JUST COMMANDING ME MAKES ME HOT.  WHEN HE TREATS ME HARSHLY, IT ALSO TURNS ME ON.  

WHEN THE OTHER PERSON GETS TURNED ON, THEN I GET REALLY HOT.  BEING WANTED IS THE BEST APHRODISIAC OF ALL!

18. Have your hands ever been down anyone’s pants?

WHY YES, YES THEY HAVE.  I LOVE TO REACH INSIDE MY MASTER’S PANTS AND GRAB A HOLD OF HIS HARD COCK.  HE DOESN’T WEAR UNDERWEAR.

19. What superstar would you have sex with?

No one, really. Celebs don’t really do it for me.

20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants?

I’VE HAD ICE PUT DOWN MY PANTS.  NOT SEXY…JUST COLD!

21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?

OCCASIONALLY

22. Are you gay or lesbian?

I DON’T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE, PERHAPS BI

24. Have you ever made a guy get hard?

MANY TIMES!  ISN’T IT FUN!

25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs?

I SHAVE….ALL OF IT.

26. Would you rather be cute or sexy?

I’D RATHER BE SEXY, BUT THINK I’M DOOMED TO BE ONLY CUTE.  I GUESS DOOMED WILL ACTUALLY OCCUR WHEN I’M TOO OLD TO BE CUTE.  HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SOMEONE OLD AND CUTE?

27. How many people would you have sex with at once?

AS MANY AS MY MASTER SAYS, OF COURSE.  I’VE HAD SEX A FEW TIMES WITH MY MASTER AND ANOTHER COUPLE, ALL TOGETHER.  IT IS A LOT OF FUN.

28. Have you ever put on a strip show?

I’M ACTUALLY A LITTLE SHY, SO NO.  

29. Have you ever seen a strip show?

NO, UNLESS TV COUNTS.

30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked?

NOT MY CURRENT FRIENDS, BUT THROUGH THE YEARS, YES.

31. What’s your kinky fetish?

MY KINKS INCLUDE BASICALLY BEING DOMINATED.  AND SPANKED.

32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher?

YES.  I USED TO FANTASIZE ABOUT THIS ONE PROFESSOR.  I USED TO FANTASIZE GOING TO HIS OFFICE AND HE WOULD FONDLE ME, MAKE ME TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF AND THEN FUCK ME.  

33. Have you ever had an orgasm?

YES.  I TAKE AWHILE TO CUM USUALLY, BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE HUGE ORGASMS. LOVE IT!  I USUALLY SCREAM!

34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

YES.  ONCE MY SISTER AND A FEW GIRLFRIENDS WENT TO A NEIGHBOR’S POOL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, GOT NAKED AND SWAM IN THIER POOL.

35. Have you ever played with a condom?

NO, I WOULDN’T SAY THAT I HAVE PLAYED WITH A CONDOM.  BEEN FUCKED WITH A CONDOM? MANY TIMES!

36. If you could be a spice what would it be?

GINSENG

37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?

OH, YES!

38. Have you ever tried on a condom?

HAHA!  UH HOW? SINCE I’M WITHOUT A PENIS, THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT.

39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?

I PREFER TO BE THE ONE SPANKED.

40. If someone says “spank me” do you do it and get turned on?

WHEN I READ ABOUT GETTING SPANKED, IT TURNS ME ON AND MAKES ME WANT TO BE SPANKED!

41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?

NO.I WOULD GO COMMANDO

42. Have you ever seen anyone’s dick?

YES.  AND FUCKED.  AND SUCKED.  AND MADE CUM.

44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods?

YEP

45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone?

THE ROOF OF MY BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE.

46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f?

HMMM….HONESTLY CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING WEIRD.  MAYBE WHEN I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK AND A LOT HORNY AND I BEGGED MY MASTER TO SMACK MY PUSSY BEFORE GETTING OFF.

47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you?

ONCE I WAS IN A BATHING SUIT IN SUMMER AND ASKED TO PLEASE LET ME GIVE MY EX A BLOWJOB, HE SAID NO.  

48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?

I DON’T HAVE TO WONDER, SINCE I DO HAVE SEX.  I LIKE ALL POSITIONS AND DOGGY STYLE IS MY FAVORITE , THOUGH I HAVE NEVER CUM IN THAT POSITION.  NEXT WOULD BE TIED WITH MISSIONARY ME ON BOTTOM AND ME ON TOP.  

49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?

BOTH AND I LIKE IT.  I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE VIBRATOR BECAUSE I CUM SO GOOD AND WANT TO CUM MULTIPLE TIMES.  THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I WANT TO GO ON AND ON FOR LITERALLY HOURS, SO, I TRY NOT TO USE A VIBE ALL THE TIME.

52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean?

I WOULD LOVE TO.

53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? 

NO, BUT DON’T THINK I WOULD MIND.  I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH.

54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude?

ON OCCASION, BUT ONLY IF THERE ARE NO KIDS OR INLAWS AROUND AND WINDOWS ARE COVERED.  OR DID YOU MEAN WALKING LITERALLY AROUND …..UH NO.

55. What do you wear to bed?

USUALLY TANK AND PAJAMA BOTTOM PANTS AND SOCKS.

56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your parents bed?

NOT MY OWN PARENTS BED, BUT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD SLEPT A FEW NIGHTS IN HIS PARENTS BED WHILE THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN AND I ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY EARRINGS ON THE HEADBOARD.  OOPS!

57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl?

SURE, BUT MY MASTER DOESN’T LIKE FRESH LOTION OR OIL ON MY, SO I HIGHLY DOUBT HE WOULD GO FOR THAT.  I HAVE RUBBED SEX OIL ON HIS COCK THOUGH.  MMMM….

59. Have you ever used lubricant?

YES.  I LOVE THE WARMING KIND.

61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else?

YES, YES, AND YES

64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job?

GIVEN HAND JOBS AND BLOW JOBS AND I’M TOLD I’M VERY GOOD.

66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice?

YES, AND YES.

68. What does the number “69″ mean to you?

GIVING EACH OTHER ORAL AT THE SAME TIME!

70. How old were you when you got your first real kiss? 

I THINK ABOUT 11.

72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub?

PLAYED AROUND AND FONDLED A LOT IN A HOT TUB.  HAD SEX IN A BATH TUB.  I’VE ENJOYED GIVING A BATH TO MY MASTER IN A BATHTUB.

74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody?

I’VE BEEN BOTH TIED AND CUFFED BY MY MASTER.

77. Were you a witness to someone having sex?

OH, YES.  I’VE HAD SAME ROOM SEX WITH A FEW COUPLES AS WELL AS WATCHED MY MASTER FUCK ANOTHER WHILE I WAS FUCKED.

80. Would you ever have phone sex?

I HAVE. YES.  ITS FUN UNTIL YOU HAVE IT 24/7.

81. Do you go by the rhythm of music?

I ENJOY SEX WITH BACKGROUND MUSIC.

84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don’t even know?

MY MASTER IS MY BEST FRIEND, SO YES.  AND YES TO THE LAST PART, TOO, AS LONG AS MY MASTER TOLD ME TO.

85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex?

IT IS A BIG TURN ON FOR ME.

86. Do you find older women or men attractive?

YES, YES, I DO.

87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom? 

NO DOUBT. WITHOUT.  BUT, MY MASTER WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT IF WE WERE PLAYING OUTSIDE OF US.

88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best?

MY MASTER.

89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do?

GENERALLY, I WOULD GO FOR WHATEVER MY MASTER WANTED.  

90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do?

SAY MY LAST GOODBYES.

91. Which would you rather make out:A) On a stage in front of a lot of people you know? B) With your parents in the room?C) In front of an ex?

I WOULDN’T LIKE ANY OF THOSE, BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, IT WOULD BE C.  ONLY BECAUSE IT SEEMS THE LESSER OF THE 3 EVILS.

95. What color is your hair (pubic)?

IF I HAD ANY, IT WOULD BE DARK BROWN.  BUT, I SHAVE.

98. Your love life is like which of these movies:

A) Something about Mary
B) Chasing Amy
C) My Girl 2
D) When Harry Met Sally
E) Fatal Attraction
F) Rated X (not for young viewers)

DEFINITELY RATED X.

99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together?

NO

101. Would you do anyone on your blogroll? 

ONLY IF MY MASTER TOLD ME TO.  (NOT SURE I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT ANY OF THEM YET.)

Yes and No Quiz…borrowed from…borrowed from…Hubman!

Feel free to ask for details in the comments on any of these or to steal it for your own blog, just let me know so I can come read your answers!

1. Have you ever had intercourse?
Yes

2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm
Yes to both

3. Licked an ass?
No

4. Had your ass licked?
No

5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
No

6. Swallowed Cum?
Yes…always

7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ?
Yes

8. Had anal sex?
Yes

9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
No

10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
No

11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes

12. Did a threesome?
Yes

13. Did a foursome?
Yes

14. Been in an Orgy?
No

15. Been in a gangbang?
No

16. Had sex in public?
No

17. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone?
No

18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
No…I am way, way too ticklish for my own toes to be sucked

19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
No

20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
No

21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
No

22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
Yes

23. Reached an orgasm?
Yes

24. Watched porn?
Yes

25. Bought a dirty magazine?
Yes

26. Posted nude pictures of yourself on the net?
Yes

27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
Yes

28. Had sex without protection?
Yes

29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial?
Yes

30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
Yes

31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
No …again, No

32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
No

33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative?
No

34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
No

35. Made someone pass out from sex?
No

36. Tasted your own cum?
Yes…meaning pussy juices

37. Masturbated?
Yes

38. Let someone watch you?
Yes

39. Ever showed yourself naked on cam?
Yes

40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
Yes

41. Been ate or eaten someone?
Yes

42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
No

43. Had sex in a vehicle?
Yes

44. Been caught having sex?
Yes

45. Paid for sex?
No

46. Used toys during sex?
Yes

47. Used food?
Yes…frosting on cock..mmmm

48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
Yes

49. Ever been dominated in bed?
Yes

50. Ever had a wet dream?
Yes…I have cum in my sleep more than once…I like wake up as soon as it occurs!!!

51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
Yes

52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten
Yes

53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
No

The END?